RIVZI AI

ROAST

Submit a photo, screenshot, or text. Choose between Normal and Brutal verdict.

What It Does

The Roast tool provides an unvarnished, sharp critique of any visual or written submission. It scores your presentation from 0 to 100, identifies what genuinely works, exposes glaring weak points, and gives you actionable fixes alongside a memorable final verdict.

Who It Is For

Designed for anyone tired of polite but unhelpful answers from friends. Perfect for sanity-checking dating bios, fashion choices, delicate texts, social posts, or creative ideas before putting them into the world.

How It Works

1. Choose IntensitySelect Normal for witty constructive feedback, or Brutal for an unfiltered, hilarious reality check.

2. Upload or PasteDrop a screenshot, upload an outfit pic, or paste raw text. Processing happens in memory.

3. Review & ShareRead your breakdown, copy the verdict, or export a formatted card for social sharing.

What the Result Means

Every roast report evaluates your submission with unfiltered candor, structured into five diagnostic layers:

Roast Score (0–100)A calibrated metric of presentation quality. Above 80 indicates high appeal with minor flaws; 50–79 represents average execution with obvious gaps; below 50 means significant revisions are needed.

Strengths & FlawsPinpoints the strongest elements keeping the piece together and the glaring weak spots undermining your presentation.

Actionable FixesExact steps to salvage and improve the piece immediately, whether swapping an item, cutting a sentence, or fixing framing.

Final Roast VerdictA memorable, quotable summary line capturing the core reality check in one punchy observation.

Example Breakdown

74/100ROAST SCORE

“Your outfit is doing most of the work here. The jacket has charisma, but those scuffed sneakers look like they gave up in 2021.”

✓ What works: Great jacket proportions, clean neutral color baseline.

✕ What doesn't: Footwear neglect drags the silhouette down.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the difference between Normal and Brutal mode?

Normal mode provides witty, constructive feedback highlighting both strengths and flaws. Brutal mode turns up the heat with razor-sharp sarcasm and zero sugarcoating, while remaining strictly free of hate speech or harmful abuse.

Can I roast both photos and text?

Yes. You can upload an outfit photo, a conversation screenshot, a resume excerpt, or paste any draft text directly into the tool.

Do you store the images I upload to get roasted?

No. Uploaded images are compressed in your browser, sent securely to Groq AI in memory, and immediately discarded. Nothing is written to permanent storage.